Bitchin' 3 on Pinkboard

You spend so much time talking to your computer that you are starting to look like one. You can only talk in some wierd dialect of DOS. And leave your mouse alone while I'm talking to you. It's as big as a mouse's.

This graffiti wall is all about being a bitch. You know how to do it, so just be bitchy! Or if you don't, maybe someone else here can come up with that perfect bitchy line for you. So get out your acid, sharpen your fingernails, put on your make-up and boxing gloves and join in the bitchin' on Pinkboard.

Racism, sexism, libel and other offensiveness is not welcome.

There is a form at the bottom of the page for you to do your bitchin' in.

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Let fabulous ME open this new and improved, 68.3% more efficient workspace that leaves whites whiter than white and comes with a full monwy back guarantee. But wait, you get more!!! Because with every entry from me, you'll no doubt get one from NO GOOD who is nearly as fabulous as me. As for you.... Gilligan. If you had a life of your own you'd realise that there's usually a bit more in it than just partying on the Gay scene in Sydney. And uh, could you have come up with a more original name? Hmmm, I don't think so.
Trouble - Mon Jul 1 13:27:04 1996

I'll be holding court at "Deep Heat" on Saturday night. Being July, it's lucky that so many of my cyber subjects have been knitting up scrummy woolies to wear. Wouldn't want you to catch a chill, dearies!
The Duchess of Pilverton - Mon Jul 1 17:09:58 1996

Wow, what an entrance.. and of course you are Nearly right. I am extremely Fabulous, (we will discuss who is more fabulous later!!), whilst we sip cyber cocktails (not at Gilligans). We do have a life, boyfriends, friends and parties to go to, unlike some bitches who are so sad they are surfing the net on a Saturday!!! Whos going to Raunch Pad this Saturday? Should be another FAB Jamie & Vanessas. Cant wait.
No Good - Mon Jul 1 18:04:02 1996

Q: Why can't English women catch Mad Cows disease? A: Because they're all pigs.
Mon Jul 1 18:49:23 1996

on IRC avoid Ozgay:the same tired clique exchanging injokes
Tue Jul 2 20:58:30 1996

Trouble: How dare you say 68.3% improvement. My benchmarks prove it is 68.4% better than it was. And that was before I fitted the hyperdoover whatsismachicallit attachment to the interface port bus.
Panther - Tue Jul 2 21:52:10 1996

Sorry Girlfriend - numbers were never really my strong point, though your hyperdoover thingummmy sounds interesting....
Trouble - Wed Jul 3 15:17:51 1996

Jamie & vanessa era SOOOOO passe. Too many straights for this darling Duchess. Who wants to go to a party that's advertised in the Herald's Metro section? Give me DEEP HEAT and boys, BOYS, BOYS. Ta.
The Duchess of Pilverton - Thu Jul 4 20:34:42 1996

The duchess of pilverton just what sort of sad name is that.I for one will be at Raunch Pad on sturday night.As for Deap heat and Boys Boys im sure you never manage more than just a look.
Psycho Sister - Thu Jul 4 23:34:37 1996

Trouble - if I were you, I'd be asking myself if I was the sad person whos whole life revolves around the scene - anyone who makes the presumption that I must be a scene queen, simply from my name is giving away more than their lack of inteligence! As for No Good ...... some of us do have a career, and have enough things going on in their own life to justify their exsistance ..... other than dance parties and the net!
Gilligan - Sat Jul 6 12:51:52 1996

Gilligan - You're a festering boil on the but of (straight) humanity and not even worth talking to. Go try and impress someone else with your sanctimonious philosophy about 'the gay scene'. Who gives a f**k what you think.
Trouble - Sat Jul 6 15:12:25 1996

Obviously you do sweetie! ..... and your completely wrong again! (what a surprise!) .... I happen to be of your ilk, thankfully I must be in your peer group!!
Gilligan - Sat Jul 6 15:54:50 1996

Well Gilligan, I have it all. A life, a career, and friends to go to dance parties with.... As for being of a peer group, the only pier you should know about, is a short one.... Take a long walk on one! daarling.
No Good - Sat Jul 6 17:18:03 1996

Gilligan. Do I know you? Do you know who I am? Because I'll be F**ked if i'll let you speak to me that way. It sounds like sexual frustration to me. Maybe we've slept together. Have I sucked your cock?
Trouble - Sun Jul 7 0:45:12 1996

Trouble - I feel so sorry for you! Such a poor diluded soul like yourself must spend most of their time trying to simply justify the fact they exsist! The fact that you may think we have met, and that it would have had to have been in a sexual encounter, only goes to prove once again what a sad life you obviously do lead. Put it this way, if I had slept with you (which I haven't) I'd be seriously regretting it by now!!!
Gilligan - Sun Jul 7 10:57:44 1996

Hey all. Gilligan has nothing to do with any scene. He is my little buddy. Just ask Maryanne.
The Skipper - Mon Jul 8 8:56:01 1996

Jamie & Vanessas was Faaaaabulous. Only one small gripe, the security guard who confiscated my ammyl.. I hope she choked on it...
No Good - Mon Jul 8 14:17:35 1996

Gilligan - My life is'nt sad, its full of happiness and joy. As for the sexual innuendo, sweetie, I would'nt have slept with anyone as vile as you, but geez you're easy to wind up! Take some Prozac honey...
Trouble - Tue Jul 9 9:36:32 1996

My, my, what have I been missing out on??? Gilligan sweetie, I'd give up while you've still got a chance. You are definitely no match for my pals, No Good & Trouble. You gave it a go on the Bitchin' Board, but you just don't have what it takes darling. Go home to mommy and give it another go next year. By the way, no one is more fabulous that the original AB FAB! Hi Panther...
Wed Jul 10 10:11:27 1996

I agree go home to Mommy, Gilligan, you dont belong here. cioa sweetie...
No Good - Wed Jul 10 13:04:45 1996

Stop threatening my pal little Gilligan. I'll take you out the back if you continue.
The Skipper - Wed Jul 10 19:59:00 1996

Please, please, take me out the back and spank me...
No Good - Thu Jul 11 17:27:33 1996

I can just feel the sharp sting of a leather strap accross my back...or maybe a hot branding on the buttocks...Can you make it a threesome? SPANK ME SPANK ME SPANK ME TOO!!!
Trouble - Mon Jul 15 16:05:12 1996

security guards confiscating amyl? what's the world coming to? demand an explanation! have your amyl returned! you weren't doing anything untoward with it were you?
The Duchess of Pilverton - Wed Jul 17 22:34:52 1996

this board is great
unsure of self - Thu Jul 18 3:05:21 1996

Oh gawd. What sort of friends has my little pal Gilligan found. You all sound like perverts. I'm not going to get into some heavy punishment scene. I'm just into vanilla sex. And chocolate. And strawberry. And honey. And watermelon.
The Skipper - Thu Jul 18 9:23:00 1996

Hello to the people on the net I am new on the net and would love to talk to some one I am 25 y/o and live in Tassis any one that would like to talk to me please send a message back to me and I will give you my e-mail. I will wait for you to ring.
GONZO - Fri Jul 19 22:17:26 1996

Gonzo-do you have a big schnoz? If you do, I'd love to chat.
Trouble - Mon Jul 22 8:26:46 1996

G'Day Mates ! Well, it's Sunday night 'er in Canada eh ? and what's a lad to do eh ? ... Oh ya, that feels good, ummm. Oh golly, I'd better go get a kleenex ...
The Mountie - Mon Jul 22 12:55:05 1996

Trouble what do you think, yes lets chat you will find my e-mail in men seeking men around the same date if you find it I will return you call.
GONZO - Mon Jul 22 17:12:22 1996

Trouble, what are you up to???
No Good - Mon Jul 22 17:42:32 1996

No-good, I'm up to no good for a change. I'm bloody well sick to death of being a moral yardstick in this debauched society in which we live and I'm determined now to get me a little naughty fun. Thank You.
Trouble - Thu Jul 25 8:51:54 1996

...so you guys call this bitchin'? Whatever happened to the good ol' days of Pinkboard bbs when the bitchin' was *real* mean?
Gene Poole - Thu Jul 25 11:07:11 1996

Gene poole - who asked you? Things are quiet at the moment because no good and myself have annhialated everyone else. Think you can bitch with us? I think not, but breath.
Trouble - Thu Jul 25 17:50:36 1996

yo- gonzo, whats the scoop with men seeking men? couldn't find your e-mail. Send me another message.
Trouble - Thu Jul 25 18:02:34 1996

Hi Gene. I think they are all filing their nails in preparation for that megabotch (I just had to leave that typo in) contest that's coming up - the DIVAs. Not that you need to put a dress on to be bitchy.
Panther - Thu Jul 25 19:49:47 1996

All this technology and all you can do is bitch, how fabulous !!.
J.P. - Sun Jul 28 0:32:07 1996

Hello
Sun Jul 28 16:13:00 1996

Well, sweet things, I've been severely misled. Bitchiness ?? You all need lessons. ALL of you. It obviously doesn't come naturally. But that is what I'd expect. But then there's Panther and Gene Poole.
Bali Hai - Mon Jul 29 22:13:41 1996

Trouble my message is on the 20th july tasmania replie to that and I will get you e-mail and i will respond and send you mine
gonzo - Tue Jul 30 7:54:22 1996

Voodoo Circus
Fri Aug 2 19:54:52 1996

sound the call of sodom. get the satellite hook-up.
The Mannkey - Sat Aug 3 13:55:39 1996

This place is for manf*cking men only. Heterosexuals please use the Ladies -- just think of all those juicy young c*nts waiting\for you. What's the matter?, you gay, or something? Don't ever let me catch you pissing off with the boys!
mannkey - Sat Aug 3 13:59:08 1996

The buttler did it. Women can't do it. Just do it. F*ck a*se! [HIC -- Homosexual Indoctrination Centre/awordinyourear.buttler.Nike]
mannkey - Sat Aug 3 14:06:44 1996

Mount a man today. [CUP -- CockUP/masscommunications.subliminals]
mannkey - Sat Aug 3 14:09:43 1996

Hello, guys. I am in Brazil, waiting for a nice Australian Stud to stop by. Anyone?
Roger, the dodger - Sun Aug 4 8:02:37 1996

I am waiting and very horny. Sitting here naked, playing with my 8" cock. Anyone want to talk?
Rick's Dick - Mon Aug 5 23:11:37 1996

Rick-heard of Bianca's smut shack? Give it a whirl. Someone will no doubt help you there.
Trouble - Tue Aug 6 15:09:19 1996

this is shit boring
Tue Aug 6 16:56:07 1996

If you're bored with what other people have to say, get off your loose botty and do something about it. ;-)
Panther - Tue Aug 6 19:16:59 1996

Hey everyone, Ab Fab here in sunny Queensland. No Good & Trouble, what are you up to? Miss me?????
Ab Fab - Sat Aug 10 15:15:47 1996

if sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, where does that leave sad individuals like yourselves, who can do no more than bitch !!!.
J.P. - Tue Aug 13 0:13:02 1996

Andy wants to know if andrew is awake come to sydney irc :) msg boo
Mon Aug 19 9:59:47 1996

Just back from skiing and it's time to start sewing. Party! Party! Party!
Tue Aug 20 9:20:29 1996

I really hate Bob Dole. I really hate not having a boyfriend. I really hate Working. I really hate smoking. I really hate not being able to find my cigarettes (or my lighter or an ashtray.) I really hate people how hate smokers. (It's adictive ya'know!) I like having a computer that can post a message on a board half way around the world. I think Trouble won. I like bitching.
durango - Wed Aug 21 21:11:39 1996

hello all in bitch city, well here I am now residing in Sunny Melbourne!!and loving it. Has anyone been to the Milk Bar? Its FAB. Trouble, have you been a naughty girl?!
No Good - Fri Aug 23 12:21:49 1996

Trouble ...... Guess who?! Tis me, Gilligan! Back to give you more grief, so move over sweetie and let the real bitches play! Go toy with your mohair! Ta Ta ....... xxxx!
Gilligan - Fri Aug 23 14:06:19 1996

After a long absence, the queen of the bitchin board, Miss Trouble, is BACK! Ha thought I'd gone for ever didn't you, low lifes!? Ab Fab, hope you're enjoying Brisbane, God knows, somebody has to. No-Good and Gilligan, we all know the sordid scoop behind your "relationship".... I do miss you guys. There, there. Building that bridge I am. Oh well, back to work. It's infinitely more stimulating than this boring old site... unless someone has some juicy cock shots????
Miss Trouble - Fri Aug 23 15:02:49 1996

P.S Who's gonna bother with Sleaze Ball this year? Voodoo Circus???? Yeah right. Sounds like the Mardi Gras Committee...
Miss Trouble - Fri Aug 23 15:06:14 1996

Trouble - Don't tell me your not getting enough cock?! As for sordid details ...... please do tell, We've no idea what your going on about ...... no doubt neither do you!!!! If your looking for infinately more stimulation, E-mail us......if you know how that is!
Gilligan - Fri Aug 23 15:17:18 1996

Trouble - If your wondering why we posted the above twice, simple, we know that once is never enough for you!!!!
Gilligan - Fri Aug 23 15:33:53 1996

Dear Trouble, Can't get supplies for the big party? Or is the clown suit missing the red nose? You know you can buy a new one at any St George Bank. Sleaze: be there or be dead.
Samedi - Sat Aug 24 9:57:24 1996

Miss Trouble... What's your problem with Voodoo Circus theme. Does it tax that febble little brain of yours as you try to think of a costume and attitude to wear.
cumrat - Sat Aug 24 15:26:50 1996

Trouble - Upset a few people have we sweetie?! What we want to know is who's the clown suit and who's the nose?!!!!!
Gilligan & Trouble - Sat Aug 24 16:30:20 1996

Once hardly touches the sides for Trouble.
Gilligan II - Sun Aug 25 14:20:58 1996

You're all so witty. Who needs to fork out all that money for a party that will be just the same as last years... average. And I already know who the act is anyway. As for the outfit, I wont be the one spending $$$ on curtailing to MG's warped sense of whatever. Let me tell you honeys, you're gonna be the ones forking out for the clown outfits, not me. p.s. Who the hell are you Gilligan II? The sequel? As for you Samedi, please, be dead.
Miss Trouble - Mon Aug 26 18:58:34 1996

trouble with trouble is she's just not prepared to go to any trouble - that's the trouble! see y'all at big hair do.
duchess of pilverton - Fri Aug 30 14:18:33 1996

Anyone around? Bit horny on this end.My boys not home for a couple of hours and the pornos i know by heart, so Im ready to get filthy with some one.
MAC - Fri Aug 30 14:24:08 1996

Anyone around? Bit horny on this end.My boys not home for a couple of hours and the pornos i know by heart, so Im ready to get filthy with some one.
MAC - Fri Aug 30 14:24:10 1996

OK you Aussies obviously arent up to speed back to the pornos for Think Ill watch Manly Beach again and think of the dark guy with the birth mark. He'll ahve to do till Grant gets home to take my cock up his arse.
MAC - Fri Aug 30 14:41:48 1996

Trouble you really are so worn out and clapped out. perhaps you shouldn't even go out this Sleeze.
Cumrat - Sat Aug 31 21:25:55 1996

Cumrat - speak when you're spoken to. I am not going to slime ball but watch out for me at recovery. P.S. you're all so jaded. This pinkboard used to be so much fun. Where is everyone interesting?
Miss Trouble - Wed Sep 4 18:01:14 1996

P.S. Cumrat, Where did you learn to spell? My Turkish taxi driver the other day has a better command of English than you do. Go back to Kindi, dum dum.
Trouble - Wed Sep 4 18:06:32 1996

No Good and Trouble what a surprise to find you two darlings bitching on the Pinkboard I guess old habits are hard to break. Kisses to you both
Hot Rod - Fri Sep 6 0:22:20 1996

Help, the Gold Coast needs someone to open a new gay venue! The two here are f*cked. Anyone with some money and a few good ideas, move to the Gold Coast and save all us party starved Queens!
Partyman - Sat Sep 7 12:39:56 1996

You pack of boring fatherf*ckers - if you lifted your brains from the vicinity of the little buldges in your pants you would realise that the moaning bitches that you continue to reply to, in an attempt to attract their attention with those pathetic stabs of sarcasm, are as boring as you have proved yourselves to be and most likely will have dicks that size wise are comparative to their brains - very small.
The Bastard of All. - Sat Sep 7 14:37:30 1996

Hey Lamers .... Wanna Party with a real Pro ..... Remember Safe Sex dudez... Use a Plastic Keyboard Cover .... Some of you lamers probably boast to ya impotant fellow lamers how cool you are on the NET! .... Dont know how some of you manage to type with one hand on ya weiners ... Extract ya modems outa ya ass and talk dirty to me!
AB... :) - Sat Sep 7 16:22:24 1996

hi
Tue Sep 10 9:56:30 1996

Trouble - Hi Sweetie, tis moi! So how you hanging?! If you can at all!! Miss you sweetie..... NOT!!! Hope you keeping well ...... but im sure you are! Give me some shit! If i didnt know you better I'd think you were becoming a softie!! ...... give me a big one ..... you know i'm waiting for it!!
Gilligan - Wed Sep 11 0:39:35 1996

Gilligan - you want some shit eh!? I always knew you were into scat. You're putrid.
Miss Trouble - Wed Sep 11 10:31:21 1996

Trouble you are so judgemental of other people's sex needs. If Gilligan wants a chocolate pudding massage, might not be my cup of tea, but so be it. I just hope he cleans up before going out socialising again. Not everyone is into vanilla sex like you.

P.S. At least you're good for something, a spell-checker.
Cumrat - Sun Sep 15 16:44:59 1996

Somebody please say something worth bitching about!!!
Mon Sep 16 18:04:15 1996

Blah!

Tue Sep 17 23:34:59 1996

Hello cool people! Is there something that is pissing you off? Or are you upset about something? Maybe you just need a good rant to get things off your chest! Come and bitch and moan about anything that is pissing you off! Post your rantings for the whole world to see! The Rant -N- Rave page! Ranting is good for your health! The Rant -N- Rave Page! http://www.geocities.com/hollywood/4293
Tue Sep 17 23:39:15 1996

So, this is the bitchin' page - the page you come to when you really don't have anything to say but you don't particularly like what anyone else is saying. Come on girls, what's _really_ on your minds.
Claws - Thu Sep 19 14:09:29 1996

Hello! I am gay... NO!!!!! I'm sorry about the bloody ozon layer, but this is a matter of human survival here!
Leather Cap - Sun Sep 22 5:08:27 1996

only 9 more sleeps till sleaze....maybe trouble can be put permanently to sleep!!!
duchess of pilverton - Thu Sep 26 10:52:19 1996

Duchess of Pilverton - I know who you are!
Gilligan - Fri Sep 27 14:57:48 1996

Trouble - I dont take shit from no one honey, well that was until I met you! ...... XXXX Missing you!!!
Gilligan - Fri Sep 27 14:59:40 1996

Trouble, respond to your hate mail, you whimp. Not smart enough to think of a reply?
Mon Sep 30 21:15:00 1996

Who's the whimp here? Not even brave enough to put a name to the statement. Talk about lame.. How can Trouble respond to a'Nothing'...
No Good - Mon Sep 30 22:19:03 1996

Tue Oct 1 16:05:59 1996

Gilligan is obviously from Melbourne - where people with no life live.
Catch me if you can! - Thu Oct 3 13:40:52 1996

what do you mean, by that?? YOu have obviously not been to Melbourne... It has everything, except weather... Oh god what am I saying I hate Melbourne... I want to come back to Sydney....
No Good - Fri Oct 4 8:35:45 1996

Sydney is much better than Melbourne - I would have to agree but that's where all my arsehole relatives live.
Catch me if you can! - Fri Oct 4 11:40:15 1996

Anyone out there live in Sydney? Cause that's where all the fags are!!!.
Smart Arse - Fri Oct 4 11:46:42 1996

Poor Dumb Arse doesn't know how to go about getting it massaged. Maybe if you moved to Sydney where a few of us fags live you might learn how. Make sure you are smart enough to get it done with a condom on his dick.

On second thought I'm glad you don't live here. We have enough idiots trying to bash us up.
The Skipper - Fri Oct 4 16:59:48 1996

yes, gilligan, and just WHO would that be??????? have a nice time at sleaze everybody......
duchess of pilverton - Sat Oct 5 9:13:22 1996

The Skipper - You obviously skip from fag to fag. Can't stay in just ONE relationship for very long, hey?!! I have nothing against fags so don't be so touchy.
Smart Arse!!! - Sat Oct 5 18:04:43 1996

Run off to hide on your little island have you Gilligan?!!!
Catch me if you can! - Sat Oct 5 18:08:28 1996

Catch me if you can! - Well sweetie, as long as your not on that island, thats where you'll find me!!!!! Ciao!
Gilligan - Tue Oct 8 15:53:00 1996

Are you that big?
Catch me if you can! - Wed Oct 9 15:50:37 1996

I am ('that big', that is, where it counts)
Gilligan - Fri Oct 11 16:44:38 1996

I'm taking over this chat page from you raving poofs. I cordially invite 'Smart-arse' and any other heterosexuals to join us. be gone queers!!
Normal People - Fri Oct 11 16:49:01 1996

Are all the poofs gone yet?????????
Hetero Boy - Fri Oct 11 16:50:50 1996

Being a heterosexual must be so boring. I'm so glad I'm gay. The sex is better and more plentifull and the gossip is much more exiting.
Gregsta - Fri Oct 11 18:22:56 1996

I am heterosexual as well and proud of it!
Catch me if you can! - Fri Oct 11 19:02:38 1996

Normal People - Glad to know that someone agrees with me!
Smart Arse! - Fri Oct 11 19:04:36 1996

Normal People and Smart arse, of course you you need others to agree with you. You can't justify your own narrow minded views on the logic of your own arguements, you can only find strenght in your numbers and try justifing your belief that you are normal though the popularity of your lifestyle. You are not normal you are common. I am normal. I'm a fag and I accept that, as a normal person sould accept their sexuality. You're straight and I accept that as a normal person should. I engage in hot and kinky sex with my boyfriend who consents to it all; and we love it as normal people should love their sex lives. Normal people don't need to banish queers from their own cyperspaces. So begone little minded "normal people" and find a life Hetro boy and Smart Arse.
Cumrat - Fri Oct 11 20:50:22 1996

Straight Sex, Gay Sex, who cares, I just love Sex!
No Good - Mon Oct 14 18:27:23 1996

It's Hetero Boy Again. Please poofs, goaway. Hey normal people, how's how's about your email address so we can get some decent conversation going (away away from all the poofs. Good on ya, smart arse.
hetero boy - Tue Oct 15 10:34:43 1996

Boring Boring Boring!!! Hetero Boy don't you have anything better to do than come and annoy us poofs. Go away and get a life of your own and leave us to ours. I'm sure there's plenty of straight places on the net or are you really gay and just can't deal with it.
Gregsta - Tue Oct 15 18:34:55 1996

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Big Kev, and I'm Hetero Boy's mate. No I don't jack him up the ass like most of you on this page do to each other. Hetero Boy, here's my support. We're taking over!!!! (Don't forget to watch Bert Newton and buy my cleaning products.)
Big Kev - Thu Oct 17 13:24:10 1996

Why do these dull people have to visit this fab web site if they hate the fact that there are people in the world who do things things that they don't. Thank Lwa. No Good, you're right. If the sex is good and it's how you want it, go for it. But if you're No Good. . . Is it true that's how you got your name. No Good hope you settle into your new job and get a new E-mail address.
Cumrat - Fri Oct 18 22:51:22 1996

cumrat, i thought you were straight!!!! big kev, i love your cleaning products, they're great after i have blown my load all over a chick and some dribbles on the floor
hetero boy - Mon Oct 21 20:30:49 1996

Hetero boy That must be a mighty big load you have. My cleaning products can take anything out. But, just a tip; try getting it up the girl next time, you big date.
Big Kev - Tue Oct 22 10:04:33 1996

Come on girls, we aren't going to let these two take over our space are we? Fight back by leaving bitches about anything but them!

I think I'll bitch about Tim Fischer. Doesn't he know that nuclear waste is more polluting than carbon dioxide? Actually I'm sure it's that he doesn't think that anything that happens after the next election is important.
Panther - Tue Oct 22 20:19:45 1996

How can i bitch when I'm so happy? Hello to all you cutie-pie boys and sexy little girls from Rochester, New York, USA. Send me some funny, sexy e-mail: great.8@multicom.org - - can't wait to hear from ya!
Great 8 - Wed Oct 23 17:09:33 1996

panther, you are sad. who gives a shit about tim, when we should be more concerned with real issues such as gays.
hetero boy - Thu Oct 24 9:22:40 1996

Big Kev here Hetero Boy, how many chicks did you have to use my cleaning products with on the weekend?
Big Kev - Mon Oct 28 9:48:18 1996

I reckon there won't be a Summer Party this year. What a bummer. Anyone heard anything about one?
Panther - Mon Oct 28 19:44:19 1996

Greetings and salutations from the west. Sounds impressive except for the west bit. Yes, I'm talking about Western Australia, which was once known as the state of excitement, which even us straights found as inappropriate as a drag queen selling sanitary pads. Anyway, the names Aslan, the lion, and believe or not I have been known to roar. Now that's over, are any of you guys (I use this term for everyone, so don't be offended) coming over for Pride. We need some class over here, and by the sounds of it Ab Fab, Trouble, NoGood and Red may fit the bill. Other queens don't be offended, I'm not fully aware of the great queens of the east. Sounds like the Wizard of Oz meets RuPaul. Well it's on November 2 at 10pm in Perth (stop groaning) au bien tou
Aslan - Tue Oct 29 17:53:15 1996

What's happened has everyone gone to sleep here, or is their harddrive having trouble with the others sloppy
Aslan - Tue Oct 29 18:35:27 1996

Still waiting for replies. But nothing so went to the Coming Out wall to read the stories. Some are very harrowing. Except for Hetero Boys. Listen very carefulty you low life, short dicked, disease ridden, clit ignorant, g spot intolerant, excuse for a condom breakage some of these guys commit suicide trying to deal with their sexuality, and you are making a mockery of what I think is a very important forum for people coming out. Why don't you take your right hand off the keyboard and stick it on your crutch because the only thing you're good for is jism.
Aslan - Tue Oct 29 19:08:35 1996

Damn there's I typo in my last statement. Sorry people,and wrecks the flow too
Aslan - Tue Oct 29 19:42:24 1996

I give up. See you tomorrow. Home time (Looks okay)
Aslan - Tue Oct 29 19:44:15 1996

What do you mean home time?
Catch me if you can! - Wed Oct 30 17:44:43 1996

Catch me if you can. My only access to the net is at work. So Home time, means I have to go home from work. Hence no more bitching, F*ck Knuckle. PS. It's home time again Au bien tou
Aslan - Wed Oct 30 19:27:28 1996

Oh. Au revoir!
Catch me if you can! - Wed Oct 30 21:41:33 1996

Bon jour, it's Aslan again. Catch me if you can, you took over two hours to respond and you wrote "Oh Au revoir!", hope this isn't indicative of your IQ. I'm sure you've got something more to say. How about you Panther ? Feline to Feline.
Aslan - Thu Oct 31 12:51:57 1996

Sorry Aslan. I did not stay online and wait for an answer. Think that you are the king of beasts, hey? That's about all because you definitely don't rule my world!
Catch me if you can! - Thu Oct 31 16:36:13 1996

Oh, a bitchy comment, how sweet. Not a great one. Did you make it up yourself, Catch me ? If you did ? Suggestion: Employ someone. Try this, I'd tell you to get f*cked, but I don't believe in cruelty to animals.
Aslan - Fri Nov 1 12:48:01 1996

You think you are so good! Well I don't believe in cruelty to animals either but in this case, I will make an exception so get f**ked. Suggestion: Just because you employed someone it doesn't mean that others need to. Why dont you just piss off back to the jungle and learn from the Lion King!
Catch me if you can! - Fri Nov 1 23:22:02 1996

Catch me. You sound somewhat steamed. Did I say something wrong? I've heard better comebacks from an 8 year old. There you go. Get the services of an 8 yr old boy. I'm sure you'll relate a lot better to him than I. And I'm sure you'll like to 'play' with him. Scratch that, he'll probably make you feel inadequate.
Aslan - Mon Nov 4 13:30:12 1996

Aslan, would loved to have helped celebrate Perth Pride with you, but I was hob nobbing with the glitterati and (Lillian!!?) at Derby Day. Hope you all had a FAB time..
No Good - Mon Nov 4 14:51:42 1996

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