Bitchin' 2 on Pinkboard
"Darling, you were wonderful, you really were quite good
I enjoyed it, though, of course, no one understood
a word of what was going on, they didn't have a clue
They couldn't understand your sense of humour like I do"
Yesterday When I Was Mad - Pet Shop Boys
This graffiti wall is all about being a bitch.
You know how to do it, so just be bitchy!
Or if you don't, maybe someone else here
can come up with that perfect bitchy line for you.
So get out your acid, sharpen your fingernails, put on your make-up and
join in the bitchin' on Pinkboard.
Next Bitchin' wall
Previous Bitchin' wall
Let onself be free to ingest the smooth summer air and feel the flow of
liquid surround thy senses / and sensibility gone by for future times
yet to come / not to be anticipated by the mind and heart.
Bullterrier - Sat May 18 13:53:46 1996
I agree with Disgusted!! Clean your act up you sleazy little Queens!
Me - Mon May 20 0:14:51 1996
darling, if i were you, i would want to be someone else...
boy in green - Mon May 20 11:45:01 1996
sleazy....yes! and more of it, but you would hardly call my 6' 85kg of muscle little.....and yes, I am a Queen.
Mon May 20 13:17:59 1996
sleazy....yes! and more of it, but you would hardly call my 6' 85kg of muscle little.....and yes, I am a Queen.
Mon May 20 13:18:07 1996
I can see that you are all proud of your dicks and muscles, but I
don't see anyone mentioning that they had a brain. Oops sorry, I forgot
that they don't mix. Who's ever heard of a muscle queen with a big dick
AND a brain!
Ab Fab - Tue May 21 12:00:01 1996
How about 6' 85kg 8+ AND a PhD - so there Daaaarling.......
Tue May 21 21:32:13 1996
Oooh got you bitches bithin' now!!! Put away those nails honey. You'll chip them!!
Me - Wed May 22 0:37:18 1996
Lek I love you...
Mu'Kaar - Wed May 22 7:53:19 1996
In your dreams sweetie...
Ab Fab - Wed May 22 9:18:46 1996
Ab Fab - got any more Daffys? Or was Brissie just so good that you had to spend the whole time plotless?
TROUBLE - Wed May 22 12:38:39 1996
Trouble, will you be at Mess Up on Saturday? And how do you know about Daffy?
Ab Fab - Wed May 22 16:17:06 1996
hello, any real people here???? i don't think so...
boy in green - Thu May 23 11:13:56 1996
You don't think, so... what?
DER - Thu May 23 13:58:11 1996
I'm just an innocent country boy and I stumbled on this page! Well
I reckon my Mum could out-bitch you lot-and she's a real woman.
PeeJay - Thu May 23 22:53:01 1996
This is an ANONYMOUS posting for all of one's subjects to view.
One's son says that the Bitch Diana's pussy is as crusty as a week old pizza.
Elizabeth R (Call Me Majesty) - Fri May 24 0:22:19 1996
P.S....
Have any of you nice young men seen my Philip out anywhere? He went to
a royal command variety performance last Saturday night and hasn't been
seen at the Palace since.
Elizabeth R (Call Me Majesty) - Fri May 24 0:26:23 1996
you royal heighness, it seems that hrh prince philip has been set
astray by a.... colleague of mine, i will expressly give him this
message, and would expect hi back at the palace before you can say...
i'm an old queen who can't get enough...
sir noel coward - Fri May 24 8:29:44 1996
Hey. How's it goin' everyone?
was here.
Fri May 24 13:54:33 1996
HELLO TO EVERYONE OUT THERE NEW TO THE NET WOULD LIKE TO TALK
TO YOU GUY/GIRLS BUT DON'T KNOW HOW TO COMMUNICATE PROPERLY ON
THE NET PLEASE HELP!!!!
BIG EARS - Fri May 24 20:01:36 1996
Get F@#ked BIG EARS. Go home. Mum says I can't sleep with you any more!
Noddy - Sat May 25 4:50:13 1996
no need to like that NODDY. My mum said that it is OK for ne to sleep over again.
talk to you later.
BIG EARS - Sat May 25 9:08:53 1996
hello i am bo
bo - Sat May 25 19:11:37 1996
Ok BIG EARS mum said you can come over later, as long as she can go
sloppy seconds. Mums says you've got big ears so I have got something
to hold onto while you give me head jobs.
Noddy - Sat May 25 21:33:12 1996
Hello bo, do you want to come for a ride in my little red car?
Noddy - Sat May 25 21:34:53 1996
I went to a Catholic school and the priests or brothers never fondled me ....... I'm going to sue.
Sat May 25 22:44:55 1996
me too, do you want a support group???
not christian brother... - Sun May 26 16:21:34 1996
I've just come to the conclusion that all the queens in Sydney
suck, and not very well at that!
Ozone - Sun May 26 16:26:15 1996
Ab Fab - How did you enjoy mess up? Was Daffy there? No Good, where
are you? I heard you were absolutely shit faced Sunday morning and had
to be taken home by one hot rod! Best ****ing news I heard all weekend.
And who exactly went home with Julian anyway?
TROUBLE - Mon May 27 18:04:08 1996
Well Trouble.., Let me tell you... 'Oops I'm supposed to be retired
from the bitchin' board!. Oh what the hell. Julian took home a poor
soul who was so trashed she didnt even remember her name, not that I
actually asked, I was too busy with my own HOT ROD, who was a very
popular boy at the TAXI Club... Keep your hands off my man !! How was
your weekend Trouble, you left rather early....By the looks of Ab
Fab,he was definitely with Daffy...
NO GOOD - Mon May 27 18:35:45 1996
NO GOOD - The things we do.... Can't believe that vile bitch at the
'B' hasstling MY husband! (Shriek sister!) The reason I left the party
early is because I was horny and needed some heavy petting (and more)
from my hub. Anyway, hand in hand is soon girls, better shimmy off down
to the solarium, start waxing those bikini lines and sampling your
wares cos it's gonna be huge. Maybe I'll start my Mardi Gras '96
exercise regime now....
TROUBLE - Tue May 28 13:47:13 1996
NO GOOD & TROUBLE, Daffy wasn't invited on the weekend, but Ernie
& Speedy Gonzales ended up coming to liven up the night. And what a
night it was! TROUBLE, where on earth did you get to? I didn't see you
at the Taxi Club. I saw myself though, quite a few times - those
mirrors are a bit of a worry, especially at 6 in the morning. NO GOOD,
is Julian the one that wisked Madame Marlene off to the beach, of all
places? Hope she didn't get sand in her nickers.
Ab Fab - Tue May 28 13:48:09 1996
RED, where are you? I heard that Queens Ball is being held in a
non-smoking venue! Are they serious? How can they possibly police a
party that size? What are you wearing? See you in a couple of weeks.
Ab Fab - Tue May 28 14:18:23 1996
At Sleeze they peeled off the roof... at Mardi Gras they turned the
far wall into jelly.... at inquistition they took away the floor and
made us dance on stilts. I won't be here to see what happens at Hand in
Hand. Can they postpone our birthday till I get back?
Wed May 29 19:07:42 1996
AB FAB - went home early from Mess Up. Speedy Gonzales was annoying
me and I got a bit agro. The hubby was tired too - alas. Would've loved
to have gone to the Taxi though - the most divinely tacky spot on the
planet. See you soon, enjoy Queens Ball and say hi to the Brisbane
crowd for me.
TROUBLE - Thu May 30 8:59:43 1996
AD-FAB, What will you and yours be wearing? Would love to catch up.
We could try to meet before the Parade at the Sportsmans. I have No
Idea What I`ll be in yet, but if you`re in something Eye-catching I`m
shure I`ll see you.I havn`nt heard about the venue being non smoking,
it normally is,perhaps they will have a smoking area. Or everyone will
have to go OUTSIDE!
I Have been talking to a REALLY NICE guy by phone that I met from one
of the classified ads for a long time, and aranged to meet, but at the
last moment e got cold feet, and could`nt go through with it. I still
want to meet him, what should I do?
DEPRESSED.
RED - Fri May 31 11:13:54 1996
red - get a life and go out and meet someone in person. Classifieds are so 70's, sweetie.
Fri May 31 16:37:42 1996
Oh great!!! We are being targeted by those intelligent gun lobby
cavemen who blame the new gun control laws on the "homosexual left".
Yes, we are part of a conspiracy to take their guns off them (it's the
only things they have that do shoot something). It's only fair, they
wouldn't know what to do with such long and hard equipment. I could
tell them where to stick their rifle butts, but maybe they'll enjoy it
too much.
Hey, keep shooting those blanks you redneck losers.
Double-barreled - Fri May 31 17:10:43 1996
just you remember all you party queens and girls; you don't COME to a party...never.. you ARRIVE!!!
Mitzy the Cat - Fri May 31 23:45:45 1996
let's have a day each year when we cum on the hour, every hour
Sat Jun 1 18:38:28 1996
HOW COME EVERY ONE IS HAVING SEX EXCEPT ME !!!
HOW COME ITS SO EASY TO FIND A STRAIGHT A GAY A LESBIAN BUT UNLESS YOU
WANT TO PAY FOR IT NO TRUE MIXED BLESSING TRANNIES ICAN BE FOUND WHO
ACTUALLY WANT A RELATIONSHIP ? AM I SHOUTING YES I'M SHOUTING AM I
ANGRY? YES I'M ANGRY DO YOU GIVE A S%$T OF COURSE YOU DONT BUT THANKS
FOR LISTENING ANYWAYS.
NIELS - Sun Jun 2 13:00:21 1996
Be careful of crossing Panther at the moment. He might bite you.
Sun Jun 2 20:51:21 1996
RED, If this guy sounds OK, and you would like to meet him, then go
ahead. You don't have to make any promises, and I'm sure his feet are
just as cold as yours. Don't listen to the other jerks comments. There
is nothing wrong with meeting someone through a classifieds ad. Some
people see it as being desperate, but I think desperate is going to a
nightclub and picking up anything. If anything you might find a good
friend. As for the party, well, due to finances I think we'll be
wearing either our Mardi Gras or Red Raw outfits.
AB FAB - Mon Jun 3 12:41:47 1996
Sex is truly a wonderful thing. I second the notion of a national "Cum on the hour" day. Anyone third that motion?
TROUBLE - Mon Jun 3 18:59:21 1996
hi dale!!
you are nothing but a pickle herring in the puppet show of nonsense.you snake!! your sitting in a sewer! and adding to it!!
i hope your giblets rott and fall off!
love and kisses steve.xxxxoooo
Mon Jun 3 20:45:39 1996
Red just go and do it. I did its a fun way to meet new people and
you'll never know he might be the one you have been looking for all
your life!
Noddy - Mon Jun 3 23:39:33 1996
BIG EARS where are you? I'm getting lonely!! If you don't come back I'll have to go down on Mr Plod!
Noddy - Mon Jun 3 23:41:28 1996
AD-FAB, can you be a bit more detailed? There will be thousands of
people around, And I,d like to be able to spot you. Maybe around the
Sportsman's in the bar wher the pool tables are? Thats where I'll be
from about 5:30pm. By the way, The guy I Was going on about? Well we
are still talking at least. Though I think I'm over it, as I met some
last Friday!
RED - Tue Jun 4 8:53:58 1996
RED, I'll have to see what our plans are. I have to be honest, I went
to the Sportmans Bar for the first time in March and lets just say I
won't be going back there in a hurry. I think Options is great and I
didn't mind the Wickham. I don't think we'll actually be going anywhere
beforehand as I don't feel comfortable walking around the streets half
naked. More that likely I will be wearing my mardi gras outfit - white
PVC shorts with black lace-up front and my other half will probably
wear the same but in silver.
AB FAB - Tue Jun 4 10:14:31 1996
AB-FAB, Keep me posted. Is it true that EVERYONE on the scene in Sydney knows you? Judging by past grafiti walls, they do!
P.S. You'll probably get a surprise if we meet!
RED - Tue Jun 4 17:00:21 1996
Today, Red is Green. World Environment Day.
RE - Wed Jun 5 8:52:46 1996
noddy - would you like to ride on my big, black, truncheon?
Mr. Plod - Wed Jun 5 9:33:13 1996
By the way, I would like to third the motion of a national
cum-on-the-hour day. Wouldn't it be good if you could make anyone you
wanted to, cum, (wether they wnted to or not) just by looking at them!
Horny - Wed Jun 5 14:47:49 1996
Horny - I like you. Wanna f@*k?
Trouble - Wed Jun 5 17:27:48 1996
Noddy- I've got handcuffs. Wanna play?
Mr. Plod - Thu Jun 6 8:47:58 1996
RED, why will I get a surprise if we meet? Is that a good surprise
or a bad surprise? I don't react to well to surprises, just ask the
husband. Has anyone ever heard from Beety Beatkweene? She was a nasty
piece of work! Bring her back!
AB FAB - Thu Jun 6 8:53:14 1996
Ab Fab - Can you believe the weekend is nearly here? So much
partying to do this weekend, so little time to recover. The Beresford
are hosting their last recovery party, because... wait for it.. its
being sold - as a STRAIGHT pub no less! That woman (if you could even
call her that - sorry girls) has decided to get rid of it. What a mole.
Are you going to the launch of Rainbownet tonight? It'll be
GALA!!!....sweetie.
Trouble - Thu Jun 6 8:59:59 1996
SHoGuN - Thu Jun 6 13:14:13 1996
Yes gals, tonight is the launch of Rainbow.Net in the street bar at
the Exhange from 6-8pm. It should be FAB, Mogadonna will be there doing
a cyber drag show, and who knows what other surprises are in store.
RED, everyone is sydney does know of AB FAB!!! I wish I was going to be
in Brizzy this weekend, I love surprises, and the last time I was at
the Sportsmans I had a FAB time. It was during the spring hill fair 2
years ago, There was a gorgeous drag queen snorting the White Lines on
the road, and holding up traffic!! Seeyou all tonight at
RAINBOW.NET.......
NO GOOD - Thu Jun 6 13:30:20 1996
Guys, I won't be at the launch tonight, I have too many things to
do before I go to Brisbane. Have a fab time! TROUBLE, I can understand
them selling the Beresford, it was becoming a dive in a big way. It
used to be your friendly pub where friends could meet, and now it has
just become another pretentious Sydney pub. What about the Back Bar (or
should I say the back closet!) what was the story there? Honestly, some
people have no idea! As for recoveries, well I'm sure that they will
continue no matter who owns the Beresford.
AB FAB - Thu Jun 6 14:31:18 1996
AB FAB - The back 'closet' or 'Cubby' as we used to call it had to
close down because French bitch didn't have a license for it now did
she? Went to opening of Rainbow net last night. Nick, you did a fab job
- well done. It was good to see some familliar faces and a good strong
healthy crowd out to support the community. Love youse all!!!
Trouble - Fri Jun 7 8:38:18 1996
Why do we have to have a drag show at every community event? It was
the same old song, the same old steps, the same old miming. The show
had absolutely no relevance to rainbow net or the launch.
Fri Jun 7 9:02:25 1996
AB-FAB, It might be a good surprise I hope, thats if I see you that
is. If not , Have A drink on me. By the way, I consider the Sportsman's
to be that "Friendly bar where friends can meet". Options and The
Wickham are great for a rage, but hard to talk because of the load
music. And the Sportsmans has more pool tables.
RED - Fri Jun 7 14:51:45 1996
Come ON you guys! There's no such thing as a rage in Brisbane! The
place is a dull dump and you know it. Bring back the H-bomb - and drop
it on Brissie.
Fri Jun 7 15:44:04 1996
What a load of($&%@#! Everyone knows that we have the weather,
and nice hot tanned MEN! If it is such a dump then How come everyone
keep comming up here to live?
RED - Fri Jun 7 17:21:50 1996
Who cares if the drag show had no relevance to the Rainbow.Net
launch. It was FUN, you only had to look around to see that everyone
was having a Fab time. I for one enjoyed the night immensely, and found
it very informative. I think its a fabulous idea, and wish Nick all the
best.
NO GOOD - Fri Jun 7 17:38:26 1996
Red-you're a maggot. I hope you have an overdose at Queen's ball and
have to leave early. As for hot men in Borebane, they're all repressed,
have the saddest dress sense and have all slept with each other. The
place sux and so do you.
Sat Jun 8 13:23:38 1996
Wanna see queens with frozen balls? Then go to
http://www.melbourne.net/winterdaze
"The little minks, they vant to be vorn..." (Ivana Trump)
lovelace - Sat Jun 8 14:22:53 1996
Mr Plod, Yes, yes ,yes yes. Yes to every thing you wanna do. I wanna play with you.
Noddy - Sun Jun 9 22:04:14 1996
Jacaroo - if you are the one responsible for ruining the lives
of two of my friends, then a poz on you!
Your twisted sense of morality and warped jealousy are products
of your inability to cope with your own life.
You are a sick person.
Mon Jun 10 2:18:25 1996
NODDY I am still around I have been waiting for you to come around mum said it is still ok for you to stay over if you wish.
How was mr plod I hope you enjoyed him.
BIG EARS - Mon Jun 10 9:49:47 1996
Here is my party bitch. I hate people bitching about what was wrong
with parties. ;-) I had a fabulous time at Hand in Hand. I hope you all
did too. And wasn't Junior B faaaaaabulous!
Panther - Mon Jun 10 14:20:07 1996
Faaaaaaabulous hairdo Rocky.......
Mon Jun 10 20:47:30 1996
WOW, well what a weekend. It started on Friday night for me, and
even though I didnt make it to the actual Party, boy I sure feel like I
did. Recovery at the 'B' was FAB. Fab people, Fab music, Fab
atmosphere. I hope everyone enjoyed the day, night, weekend as much as
I did. Hope your'e recovering well TROUBLE!!!
TROUBLE + NO GOOD = RECOVERY....
NO GOOD - Mon Jun 10 21:36:01 1996
BIG EARS I haven't had Mr Plod yet. And my mum says I can cum over
to play and sleep with you. So I'll just go and get in my little red
car and cum over.
Noddy - Tue Jun 11 0:05:41 1996
No Good - all i can say is THANK YOU THANK YOU YHANK YOU. BEST RECOVERY EVER. I dont remember anything.
trouble - Tue Jun 11 13:16:21 1996
Noddy- If I see you on the road in your little red car I may have
to arrest you and handcuff you, throw you over the bonnet of my hot
rod, rip your panties off and seriously f##k your sweet little ass.
Mr. Plod - Tue Jun 11 13:19:23 1996
So guys, how was the Queens Ball. AB FAB, where are you, did you
enjoy Brizzy. Did you meet Red. What was the surprise.
Red, did you meet Ab Fab???, Did your 'Date' turn up? or did you have a
fabulous time without him. Tell me the goss.... Hope you all had as
good a time as I did
NO GOOD - Tue Jun 11 15:52:46 1996
Queens Ball was great! Though the awards took far too long as
usual. And Yes, I did get to meet AB-FAB and his Husband. I made lots
of new friends.
AB-FAB, sorry didn't get to talk to you much more than a hello, but I
left soon after, as new boyfriend wanted to go home and do more than
dance!!! What did you think of the venue?
RED - Tue Jun 11 17:52:04 1996
NOODY I am waiting for you BUT how can I or you meet if we do not
know whitch state that each of us live in.Myself some where in tasmania
(I was not born here) from victoria.
been in tassie only 4 years I hope you live some where near by. Try to
guess my age (not old).xxooxxoo
BIG EARS - Tue Jun 11 19:02:39 1996
Oh no! It looks like ALSO is going to have to start regulating who
can come to the Melbourne dance parties if Winterdaze is any indication
of how things are going.
So much bad hair!! So many bad (and very brief) outfits worn by so many
'undesirable' straights!!
Thank goddess for that DJ Diva Kate Monroe. Love your work honey! And
thanks for the kiss on the cheek...
Partygrrl - Tue Jun 11 19:07:27 1996
Well, Queens Ball was exactly that - lots of queens having a ball!
The venue was fantastic and the music was sensational. I must say that
it was up there with some of the best Sydney dance parties. Those of
you who missed out - bad luck! I would strongly recommend going next
year. Brisbane is a great place. It's relaxed, the weather is
beautiful, and the people are friendly.
Ab Fab - Wed Jun 12 10:59:37 1996
Noddy- bring Big ears and we'll have a threesome.
Mr. Plod - Wed Jun 12 15:48:55 1996
Congratulations Mathilde on yet another fabulous Beresford recovery.
Stephen Blomfield was excellent (as usual) although the atmosphere
wasn't the same without James Arnold in the DJ box. Hayden Keys was
brilliant too with a set that really pumped the place. As for Sveta;
what the f%@* is her excuse as a DJ? JESUS!
trouble - Wed Jun 12 15:55:03 1996
trouble - well Sveta _is_ cute...
Partygrrl - Wed Jun 12 18:07:50 1996
MR.PLOD I leave me a message I would like a threesome
BIG EARS - Wed Jun 12 20:17:17 1996
NODDY where are you i am waiting for a repliy hope to here from you soon all my love
BIG EARS - Wed Jun 12 20:44:10 1996
Isn't Magda a 'Lucky Potato'!!!
NO GOOD - Thu Jun 13 8:46:28 1996
She's a knitting nancy... knit one, purl one... lets see you ribbing now!!! OOOH... love that mohair.
TROUBLE - Thu Jun 13 9:01:14 1996
'Knitting Queen'?? young and sexy on the Sydney scene....
Thu Jun 13 12:51:46 1996
Big Ears - What can I tell you? I'm into discipline and long, slow,
intense sessions that leave you screaming for more. Do you really have
big ears? Coz I like something to hold onto from behind....
Mr. (policeman) Plod - Thu Jun 13 14:07:00 1996
hello big ears your a f#@$ing marse howl i want to meet you, you fat bogan from doggy
doped up man - Thu Jun 13 14:56:33 1996
Shalom!
Thu Jun 13 15:45:31 1996
What IS it with all the cutesy muscle-boy couples around?!
I mean, what's an out-of-town boy supposed to do at
Hand In Hand or the Midnight Shift when everybody's attached
at the hip? Couples should be banned from ALL supposedly
cruisy events and venues! So there!
Single And Fed Up - Thu Jun 13 15:48:08 1996
AB-FAB, Where are you? What else did you get up to during your
visit? Did you see the Parade or the street party? Did you get a
surprise?
RED - Thu Jun 13 15:50:50 1996
kNoddy and Big Ears- Where are you? I'm still waiting for you to
arrive in your little red car for some saucy hot fun. Big ears, I'm
afraid Tasmania is just a little too far away from Sydney where I am.
What about you Noddy? Are you a local boy? Will I get to spank your
bottom? I'm looking foreward to it.
Mr. Plod - Fri Jun 14 8:09:29 1996
Noddy and Big Ears- Where are you? I'm still waiting for you to
arrive in your little red car for some saucy hot fun. Big ears, I'm
afraid Tasmania is just a little too far away from Sydney where I am.
What about you Noddy? Are you a local boy? Will I get to spank your
bottom? I'm looking foreward to it.
Mr. Plod - Fri Jun 14 8:09:33 1996
Evilness: you're own mother won't do you because she doesn't
believe in beastiality. Thanks for breaking my heart. I really do hate
you but I'm not bitter. One day you will grow up and realize that you
blew a perfectly healthy relationship. Time to be honest with you and
all your friends-both of 'em. Van Halen still rules even if you don't.
I can't believe you sucked me in for a year and a half.
kerry - Sat Jun 15 15:36:38 1996
Kerry- you're obviously harbouring strong feelings of anger and
bitterness associated with your relationship breakdown. Maybe your best
plan of action would be to focus these energies onto yourself and
critically analyse yourself and your relationship with this so called
evilness. Who knows, maybe you'll find that the only evilness comes
from within yourself. Or better still, you'll fester in your own
bitterness and sponaneously combust, doing us all a HUGE favour.
Dr. K. Shaw - Mon Jun 17 13:13:25 1996
The DOOM Club
Guys who have been ripped by the system of custodial rights and maintenance, I tired of it!
inkwell@southcom.com.au
Steve - Mon Jun 17 20:23:29 1996
Hi there down under boys--(A place of which I'm always conscious!).
I am just writing to bitch that, as so far as I am aware, we do not
have anything like this Pinkboard out of the US. At least not one so
zany! You Aussie's are so damn creative--bet you all think you're so
damn smart! :>)
Well, if anyone finds themselves in Washington DC, best get your cute
lil' toushy down to Trumpets (17th Street), and I'll see you there, eh?
I'll be wearing my thong, parading my 27 yo muscle buns all over
DuPont!
Dougie - Tue Jun 18 6:44:03 1996
Is anyone going to "Frisky"at the Orb on Sunday night?
Invitations state "lesbian and gay priority". Tickets from
Daly Male and Magnet. Whaddya reckon?
Duchess of Pilverton - Wed Jun 19 15:13:16 1996
By the way, Dougie,I'll definitely be going to D.C.
on my next American tour. I know you Yankees just LOVE
royalty!
The Duchess of Pilverton - Wed Jun 19 15:20:04 1996
Duchess of Pilverton, do you knit???!!!
No Good - Thu Jun 20 14:31:49 1996
Duchess of Pilverton-if so, can you teach me how to cable a V-neck
in Mohair? I'm making this little vest you see....also regarding
'Frisky' at the Orb on Sunday - it'll be huge. Brilliant DJ line-up
including Paul Goodyear, James Fraser and the best DJ in Sydney, James
Arnold. Everyone's invited, hope to see you all there.
trouble - Thu Jun 20 14:52:12 1996
Debra- you're a naughty naughty girl.
Thu Jun 20 14:54:23 1996
Single and fed up - To me it sounds like you're obviously not content
with your lot in life. Anyone knows queens are only attached at the hip
until another cuter boy comes along. Whats the problem? You must be
pretty damned ugly boyo.
Dr. K. Shaw - Thu Jun 20 18:07:10 1996
No Good & Trouble - Jenny Kee and Carla Zampatti do all my
knitting for me - just don't have the time between cocktails!
By the way, thanks for the hint about the Orb. Question is,
can we drag ourselves away from Gilligans and make an entrance
befitting a titled personage
The Duchess of Pilverton - Fri Jun 21 0:16:41 1996
Duchess- you can't be too special if you hang out there
(Gilligans-sweetie). The place is far too overpriced and the attitude
that oozes out of the bar staff is nauseating. I mean for god's sake
they're only bar staff...
trouble - Fri Jun 21 9:42:45 1996
woe is me, stuck home on a Saturday night, with only my knitting for company!!!
No Good - Sat Jun 22 17:48:21 1996
TROUBLE how is that little pink mohair number coming along, I mean
really darling who in their own right would be seen walking down oxford
St in pink mohair vest but im sure it would go down well with the
tragic staff at gilligans.
psycho sister - Sun Jun 23 1:49:49 1996
I would be knitting except I don't have any needles the right size.
Laz - Sun Jun 23 11:56:09 1996
trouble - what goes around comes around. Obviously your name isn"t
"trouble" for nothing!
The Duchess of Pilverton - Sun Jun 23 16:34:15 1996
To all and sundry - quit the jibes about my knitting O.K.? youse
are all just jealous because I can knit and you can't. No Good - don't
think you can score funnies offa MY knitting joke girlfriend.... oh ok.
I'll let you coz I like you so much.
Trouble - Mon Jun 24 10:53:56 1996
P.S. No Good - I've got some spare wool. Wan't me to knit you a pair of booties?
Trouble - Mon Jun 24 10:56:26 1996
Arrgggghhhh!! Waited an hour and a half in the queue at Club
Deluxe!! Then gave up, according to some early leavers the crowd inside
was pretty awful.
They could have got a bigger venue, or done a little less promotion...
Partygrrl - Mon Jun 24 11:08:41 1996
Trouble, I would looove a pair of booties. Now that I'm moving DOWN
to Melbourne, they may come in handy over the cold winter months..
Thanks LUV.
No Good - Mon Jun 24 14:09:34 1996
No-Good, while I'm there, hows about I crochet you a gorgeous
poncho? They're pretty easy you know.... Did you really stay home on
Saturday night? What about the cocktail party? I tried calling you on
Sunday but I was floating somewhere around planet zootar (as usual).
Trouble - Mon Jun 24 14:19:09 1996
Ok,have you noticed somebody nicked the big billboard near central
station,depicting a team of footy players running bare-ass over the
grounds ?? I thought mural posters were a seventies sort of thing..
The Muffin Man - Mon Jun 24 14:19:52 1996
Who out there in Cyberspace attended Frisky at the Orb on Sunday
night? What a brilliant party! Mr. Arnold was sublime in the DJ box as
usual.... I'd love to put that boy over MY knee and spank his cute
butt. Alas, I hear that he's married...
Trouble - Mon Jun 24 14:22:49 1996
TROUBLE how about knitting a pair of mohair long johns im sure No
Good will need them down in Melbourne, and as for putting that boy over
your knee and spanking his cute butt, how do you know it is cute, it
sounds to me that you have done it before.
psycho sister - Mon Jun 24 23:37:19 1996
Psycho Sister - mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. No comment.
Trouble - Tue Jun 25 12:48:16 1996
Noddy & Big ears - Where are you? I'm waiting with my bag of tricks to excite and delight you both!!!
Mr.Plod - Tue Jun 25 18:06:11 1996
Ab-Fab, Where are you? Trouble, you are Trouble!
Wed Jun 26 16:33:55 1996
Ab-Fab, Where are you? Trouble, you are Trouble!
Wed Jun 26 16:34:53 1996
TROUBLE "no comment" is that a yes
psyco sister - Wed Jun 26 23:47:05 1996
BIG EARS I am in Perth. It's long way for my little red car, but
maybe I can make it. Then we can drive to Sydney and let Mr Plod arrest
us and have his way with us.
Noddy - Thu Jun 27 0:26:13 1996
MR PLOD arrest me please, I'll speed, take drugs, rob a bank, anything just arrest me please.
Noddy - Thu Jun 27 0:28:48 1996
Noddy-What can I do to you once I've arrested you? I can get pretty
dirty, boy. As long as it involves discipline, leather, saliva, heat,
and lots of lubricant, we got ourselves a party. Ever been f**ked by a
cop before?
Mr. Plod - Thu Jun 27 19:08:08 1996
Trouble - If all you've got to do is sit at home and knit maybe you
should look at getting a life! Why dont you move to Melbourne too?!
.... at least you'll have a reason for wearing your tacky Mohair!
Gilligan - Sat Jun 29 11:12:35 1996
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